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Uchiha Sasuke |
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Uzumaki Naruto |
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Hatake Kakashi |
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Rock Lee |
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Yamanaka Ino |
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Nara Shikamaru |
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Inuzuka Kiba |
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Aburame Shino |
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Kankurou |
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Sandaime (Third) Hokage - Sarutobi |
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Temari |
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Yakushi Kabuto |
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Iruka Umino |
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Poll created on 2005-12-31 23:48 by narutofan
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julieAnn2008-09-17 04:03:29
does this count ^^diabolistic
2003-12-13, 02:54
:D
MY favorite naruto saying is
"use the search button omg lol wtfbbq
http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?t=101 "
this topic HAS been done before.. hopefully Dranz Will be kind enough to merge the threads..
NaOH
2003-12-13, 03:14
greatest line
Naruto: HARME NO jUTSu
Female Naruto: Huh Huh (tat noise that she makes at entrance)
Izlude
2003-12-13, 04:16
"They got blown into pieces."
"Who did?"
"Hey, are you okay...scaredy-cat?" (coming from Naruto)
"What is it Gai-sensei? Please say it in cool words!"
"True power doesn't come from jutsus, techniques, or advanced bloodlines. It's simply a will that won't ever give up."
Reading this line paired with the picture was so damned awesome I had to change my pants afterwards.
wnkryo
2003-12-13, 13:00
"The thing i hate most is waiting 3 minutes for ramen to be done"
GreyArea
2003-12-13, 13:02
Manga spoiler bit here:
Because now.. I am the 5th Hokage of the Hidden Leaf
From ch169. Cant wait to see that bit in the anime, I hope they have a good seyiuu for her :)
Jack Zodiac
2003-12-13, 16:34
"Hey... You look pretty sexy in those shorts." :P
Nine Devil
2003-12-13, 20:19
Sakura:Naruto be moe like Sasuke
Naruto:Im an Uchihaaaaah,P33r my puppy eyes!!
Sakura:Nooo its nothing like him try more.
Naruto:Im gonna spank my brother.And ignore every girl that wants me!!!I'm a gay avanger!!!
Sasuke:Im gona kill him Im gonna kill him Im gonna kill him.
I died from laughing then comeback :D
Peare
2003-12-13, 20:53
You've people have gotten a lot of the good ones already so...
Gai: Youth is sweet and sour, and sometimes strick, Kakashi
Kakashi: Did you say something?
Gai: OH MY GOD!!!
Gai: That attitude is somewhat "modern", and pisses me off
and to go along with it
Kakashi: *waves* Hello
Gai: That weird reaction of yours is "hip", and makes me mad.
I love Gai!
-|(aGe-BuNsHiN-
2003-12-13, 20:59
LoL Oneesama i was gonna show the same thing LMAO i cracked up on that for 15 mins before.
Edit: Another one is right after Naruto's team finished Kakashi's exam
Naruto- "God Dammit!!!! I knew this would happen!! Untie ME!!"
ApoLLon
2003-12-14, 10:07
"in the ninja world those who dont follow the rules are called trash.............but you know those who dont help their friends are worse then trash -kakashi"
this is my favourite too.
Hanabishi_Recca
2003-12-14, 13:41
Naruto: And you're the one to always brag about how incredible a ninja you are... She got you with a sexy-sexy attack?! You lame ass!
Perra
2003-12-14, 14:46
When Naruto says - Ero sennin :D
JOJOS'STAR
2003-12-14, 19:56
Zabuza: Kid, you dont have to say more..
Jack Zodiac
2003-12-14, 20:19
Zabuza: Kid, you dont have to say more..
I cried like a bitch all the way through the end of that fight. :(
wnkryo
2003-12-14, 21:41
I cried like a bitch all the way through the end of that fight. :(
ROFL, dude are you serious? I was just teary eyed at the most.
Evilbunny
2003-12-14, 21:48
yea, i was teary eyed too,at the brink of crying. But the only time i've cried during Naruto is the end of the Lee Vs. Gaara fight....he tried so hard and it was for nothing :sad:.
Jack Zodiac
2003-12-14, 22:45
ROFL, dude are you serious? I was just teary eyed at the most.
Yeah, man. I bitched out when Haku and Zabuza died. :(
Lord Raiden
2003-12-15, 00:49
"in the ninja world those who dont follow the rules are called trash.............but you know those who dont help their friends are worse then trash -kakashi"
this is my favourite too.
Strangely enough, that quote is very applicable in real life too. :eek:
gruvy_qc
2003-12-15, 13:17
Naruto: GOOD MORNIG SAKURA-CHAN! (stares at sasuke with intent to kill in his eyes)
Peare
2003-12-16, 19:19
One of the funniest lines would have to be when Naruto finds out that Jiraiya writes the book that Kakashi reads. Kakashi's naughty laugh in Naruto's thought is just hilarious.
Lost World
2003-12-16, 19:32
I cried like a bitch all the way through the end of that fight. :(
I cried at the start of Zabuza's "Kid, you don't have to say anymore" line, too...and it didn't end until the end of the episode.
PathofNightshade
2003-12-17, 02:40
Neji: Why, why do you fight so hard against fate?
Naruto: Because... You called me a dropout!!!
(cue the coolest fight so far)
Bakafool
2003-12-17, 11:55
I love this: "There is no point in training hard if you do not believe in yourself" - Gai
Lost World
2003-12-17, 19:20
"I'll show you a wall that even hard work can do nothing against" - Random sound nin to Lee.
ky_khor
2003-12-25, 03:39
when naruto first visit the hospital for sasuke.
the nurse told him no visit available
naruto said "...... ne, nande?"
i like the way he said that
RagnarokCo
2003-12-25, 03:47
My favorite is when Jirayai said "and I don't like men". It was so fucking funny. Just the thought of him saying that, the thought of the voice actor speaking into the mic. The attitude Jirayai had and the way he pronounced it. I laughed my ass off. And if Naruto holding his hand out with Hinata's blood was a quote, It would own. His eyes just yelled "Im going to kick your ass no matter wtf happens you fuck head".
Which reminds me that, that's the opposite of what Neji's eyes said right before Naruto's uppercut connected. If you see his face he's like "Omfg, how the hell did that dumbass do that? He like knew it was going to happen. Oh great, now I look like a tard in front of a million people. Oh well, Maybe they have some sympathy for me cause my dad..."
I have to add another, When Iruka's class asked the third hokage "Who's your precious people to protect?" and he said "First of all, My grandson, Konohamaru. and... everyone in this village. ::smile::" It was so full of emotion. I think they could have said it with more emotion but the thought behind it is so emotional. It pwned my boxzorz.
Jakxx
2003-12-25, 04:17
"There is no point in training hard if you do not believe in yourself" - Gai
Yeah I think thats the line that stayed in my memory as well :)
Already used it two or three times since then ;)
cyberakuma13
2003-12-25, 05:48
"The passcode ... I forgot it."
jayj713
2003-12-25, 12:58
Yea, the episodes when Haku died was sooo sad. i got teary eyed too. if he was a girl he would be soooooooo hot.
Ice Man
2003-12-25, 15:39
Konomaharu: Go ahead hit me. Im the grandson of the 3rd hokage!
Naruto: Like I give a damn! "WHAM"
(sorry if this has been said before.. didnt feel like reading pages upon pages of quotes)
Naruto and Sasuke: Youre late!!
Kakashi: Yeah, a black cat walked my path.
(once again.. sorry if this has been said before)
Kakshi: And the show-offy, loudest, hyperactive ninja... Naruto.
*about 5 minutes later*
Sasuke: That show-offy...
Zabuza: Loudest...
Haku: Hyperactive Ninja of the Konomaharu Village
Dryad
2003-12-25, 15:47
Naruto : So you want me to get you a fruit?
Jiraiya : Yes
*a while later*
Naruto shows the weird shaped melon that he found.
That's my second best one the first being the one stated by Gruvy in a previous post.
bobofet
2003-12-25, 16:04
I don't remember the exact line, but at one point in the manga, Itachi tells kakashi something to the effect of:
To Kakashi: "You are not blood related to the Uchiha clan, we are the true masters of the sharingan.....Do you know why the uchiha clan is the most powerful and feared clan of all? I will..show you the true powers of the bloodline of sharingan masters!" (manga chap 142)
what happened in the manga after Itachi said that made me forever fear+bow to sharingan/Itachi.
marcoso
2003-12-25, 17:58
I cried at the start of Zabuza's "Kid, you don't have to say anymore" line, too...and it didn't end until the end of the episode.
yeah.. that was sad. i thought that zabuza wouldn't change his mind about haku being his tool..
i like this one:
"you're a funny guy, i like you"
"you're not funny, i don't like you"
chat between naruto and kankurou
lol it was so funny
hob
2003-12-26, 00:51
I like the way "KATON" sounds..
Also I pretty much love the way naruto calls for sakura, i do it the same way ^^
Kuai
2003-12-26, 01:30
"I'm gay" - Sasuke
Will
2004-03-01, 13:49
Squabbling Naruto kage bunshins: No, you're Kakashi sensei! You smell like an old man!
Gai sensei: SEEEEEIIIISHO WAAAAAAAAAAAA .... BAAAAAKUHATSUUUUU DAAAAAA!!!!
Rock Lee: *Eyes ignite* OOOOOOOOOOOOOSU!
Gai sensei: Lee; I've got some nice advice for you. No-one else may have noticed, but .... that gourd is suspicious.
Rock Lee: I ... I see ....
Chojii: I'm not fat, dammit! I'm just chubby! *powers up* Hurray for chubby!!
Palani
2004-03-01, 14:12
1 Word: BAKA !!!!!!!! This is the most usefull japanese word I learned so far
|/\|
|\/| (LOL) =).
xxziggybitsxx
2004-03-01, 14:21
Naruto : So you want me to get you a fruit?
Jiraiya : Yes
*a while later*
Naruto shows the weird shaped melon that he found.
That's my second best one the first being the one stated by Gruvy in a previous post.
:heh: :stupid: :heh:
Slade
2004-03-01, 14:25
can't believe no one has mentioned this one...
Sasuke: I am woman, hear me roar!!
oh wait... uh.. I mean
Naruto to Sasuke: You alright there Scaredy Cat?
Good timing... espacially since Sasuke was pussying out and giving into Oro before he heard those words.
hobobaggins
2004-03-01, 14:26
1 Word: BAKA !!!!!!!! This is the most usefull japanese word I learned so far
|/\|
|\/| (LOL) =).
... what?
it is too overused. it looses its charm after everyone knows it
i want to stick a spoon in your ketsu-no-ama (i think)
JOJOS'STAR
2004-03-01, 15:22
humm
LEE: ouuusss-u!!!!! (yes sir) ^^
Nara Shikamaru
2004-03-01, 16:57
Hmm not really one quote persay.. more of an conversation of sorts. When Neji fights Hinata, and he's tell her she's a loser and stuff like that
here it goes...
Neji: *to Hinata* that you can not change your..
Naruto:YOU CAN!! STOP DECIDING THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE!!! IDIOT!!!
Hinata:.... Naruto-kun....
Naruto: Hinata! Stand up for youself!! I cant watch this!!!
Hinata: .....*puts head down*....Naruto-kun
Neji: God he's annoying
Hinata:...Thank you... *looks badass serious like"
Neji:.....So you won't forfiet. (thinks.. her eyes have changed)....Im not responsable for what happens
Hinata: (thinking: I won't run away. I dont' go back on my word. Thats my Ninja way).... I no longer... I will no longer run away!!! BYUKUGAN!.. Brother Neji, we fight!
Sooo cooool if i had to choose its between Naruto's "Hinata! Stand up for youself!! I cant watch this!!!" and Hinata's thoughts "I won't run away. I dont' go back on my word. Thats my Ninja way" so yeah
UchihaNick
2004-03-01, 17:00
this takes place at the chuunin exam, first trial
Kakashi : I might have been wrong, they may be strong but are now a bunch of scared children
Naruto : To everyone, I will beat you all, my name is Uzumaki Naruto and don't ya forget it!
LoL that made me laughing on the spot :P
Trin
2004-03-02, 03:10
... what?
it is too overused. it looses its charm after everyone knows it
i want to stick a spoon in your ketsu-no-ama (i think)
i just had to point out that it's 'ketsu no ana' because hell, ketsu no ama just sounds hilarious. i think i might use that....
temari: bai bai (just before the rain-nin are splattered out of existance)
sasuke: what the hell have i been doing all this time... (while itachi is beating the shit out of him)
just remembered the quote that almost made me piss myself laughing:
Sakura: sasuke, are you ready now cause i know i sure am!! (just the way she looked at that point and everything...)
dongcute
2004-03-02, 06:59
Shan naro :)
Anjin
2004-03-02, 10:01
My Fav. is where Naruto mimics Kakashi in his fight against Kiba.. He says something about being careless w/ ninjutsu and having it used against him, but whlie he's saying it he puts on a funny face and gives Kiba a "Thumbs Down", and ends it with "Baka!" Great line =)
(This was during the Chuunin Prelims.. duh)
Dix11
2004-03-04, 16:18
"just take it Naruto" - Yuuhi Kurenai
after Naruto's fight with Kiba, when Hinata offered him the medicine and he looked at her like WTF are you thinking why would i need that?! and Kurenai has to tell him not to be so dense and just take it....made me laugh how oblivious Naruto is to girls.
PhantomGX
2004-03-04, 22:28
whenever ne one says number one rookie cuz it sounds like nuMba one ROOOOkee
X_Shinigami_X
2004-03-07, 13:56
i think the only thing sakura can say is "SASUKE"
in the first ten episodes, when its comes to a fight, she says his name like 36 times............damn!
Palani
2004-03-07, 14:02
Finally found it. In episode 5 when Kakashi standing in raging thunder telling them about teamwork and then suddenly very calmly: You Pass (go-kak or sth.)
Besa
2004-03-07, 14:42
Shikamaru :How troublesome.
I just LOVE it when he says that XD
ri0
2004-03-07, 15:17
I got two:
1: In front of the person i admire... I can´t look this bad.
2: Gai: Lee you gotta learn a special technique
Lee (dancing around): yeah new technique yeah
Gai: Lee.
Lee: yeah yeah special technique
Gai:LEE!
Lee: Wuhuuu special technique
Gai: LEE!!!!!
Lee still dancing around: Yihah new technique.
BOOOM
Besa
2004-03-07, 16:50
I got two:
1: In front of the person i admire... I can´t look this bad.
2: Gai: Lee you gotta learn a special technique
Lee (dancing around): yeah new technique yeah
Gai: Lee.
Lee: yeah yeah special technique
Gai:LEE!
Lee: Wuhuuu special technique
Gai: LEE!!!!!
Lee still dancing around: Yihah new technique.
BOOOM
lol that one was pretty funny xP
hobobaggins
2004-03-07, 17:04
Finally found it. In episode 5 when Kakashi standing in raging thunder telling them about teamwork and then suddenly very calmly: You Pass (go-kak or sth.)
haha...
if you think these are funny you need to go...http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?t=215&page=1
there.
:)
the best line ever in the manga... err... nah. you guys wont get it.
Goukamaru
2004-03-07, 22:23
Hidden Leaf Ancient Supreme Technique, 1000 Years of Pain!
realdeal
2004-03-08, 09:56
hmmm the haku part wasnt that sad. It was a bit too predictable..Woulda been better if zabuza stayed bad. I mean a bit of crying from Naruto and he changes his mind just like that..yea right. When sasuke "died" and the music..dat was the saddest moment in any anime, except kenshin ova's when he kills his wife and when he dies.
realdeal
2004-03-08, 10:05
btw fav quote:
When tenten tells Lee cant beat neji cos hes a genius unlike him.
Lee: Genius, what is a Genius anyway?
Lee: Even without natural talent, I will surpass a genius with effort!
Lee: That is my everything to me, that is my nindo.
thats inspirational :)
OniLink742
2004-08-20, 11:19
I cried like a bitch all the way through the end of that fight. :(
Yea so did I. Zabuza and Haku are my favorite characters and hell I couldn't help but cry.
Oh and favorite quote hmm..
Kakashi: Sorry I'm late. Today I got lost on the rode of life...
Sakura: Yea right! At least pretend like you're sorry!
zamme
2004-08-20, 11:48
Sasuke: Dont pull my leg, blockhead.
Yoroi: You're just a guinea pig, though.
Katsushiro
2004-08-20, 11:53
(To Tsunade) "Shut up you flat chested bitch!" - Jiraiya
Shousha
2004-08-20, 11:59
naruto: "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!!"
sasuke: "KATON" (I don't remember the rest of the quote, but... God, I just love that jutsu) ^_^
lee: (initiating the 3+ gates sequence with the double-demonic voice) "This is my way of the ninja"
Ayame
2004-08-20, 12:01
both from Naruto-kun:
"Ano san, ano san." and"I won't take back my words, that is my way of the ninja."
Last of the Uchiha
2004-08-20, 15:38
My dreams are not in the future. They are in the past.. ...that's where it will always be. -Sasuke
lotus_lee
2004-08-20, 15:54
I generally love the way Jiraiya talks. Like before when he was caught peeping with a telescope on top of a building by the 2 elders (the ones who were Genin team-mates with the 3rd Hokage).
And:
MAKYOU HYOUSHOU!!! <---- voice not from the anime but from Naruto: Gekitou Ninja Taisen 2
mundus6
2004-08-20, 16:32
in episode 1 when naruto say korosh dont know how to spell or prenonce since i suck on both english and japaness.
PerniciousJuJu
2004-08-20, 16:39
"Date baiyo!!"
I know this idn't really a line, but I love it when Naruto says it. XD
Virus
2004-08-20, 17:09
Ah, come now, all you girls, come in!
(waiting)
Welcome!
It's true that girls came in...
However...
There all MONkEYS!
Ah... I wanted to be with other humans...
It is true that some humans came in...
However...
The're all GUYS!
Sumos: Doshikai!
I want to get into the bath with someone decent...
It's true that some owmen came in...
However...
Now I wish they were younger and tighter...
Why has it come to this...
(bath full of Old women, sumos, and monkeys)
There's no young and tight ones; just old hags tightly packed!
Damn it, I can't take this...
*Girls open door and they see Jiraiya floating*
So they finally came, after my patience.
*Jiraiya sinks"*
Voltage
2004-08-20, 17:20
Young-Sarutobi: If you insist.. maybe I'll come with you next time!
chibi-Jiraiya: Sarutobi-sensei, you pervert.
xArrowofArtemisx
2004-08-20, 18:52
You've people have gotten a lot of the good ones already so...
Gai: Youth is sweet and sour, and sometimes strick, Kakashi
Kakashi: Did you say something?
Gai: OH MY GOD!!!
Gai: That attitude is somewhat "modern", and pisses me off
and to go along with it
Kakashi: *waves* Hello
Gai: That weird reaction of yours is "hip", and makes me mad.
I love Gai!
I loved his line too, but it was translated by my sub as more of "Why must you always pursue revolutionary tactics?!?!"
Kakashi is so hip^^ I love him
And not a line, but of course, I am in love with Sasuke's trademark smirk ;p
xArrowofArtemisx
2004-08-20, 18:57
Also, I loved it when Sasuke first told Sakura she was annoying. Which she was being...
And that thing (translated as Total Moron?) that Sasuke calls Naruto. Does anyone know how to spell that???
But generally, I get the most laughs from Gai. How can anyone not after his amazing first entrance??? :twitch:
Voltage
2004-08-20, 20:14
I think it's Usera Tonkache, which means "total moron"
Skorpa
2004-08-20, 21:02
" GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SAKURAAAA-CHIAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN" - Naruto
Trax
2004-08-20, 21:11
Any Shikamaru lines including "troublesome".
aleck
2004-08-21, 04:01
The Sand Sensei asks "Where are you going?" and then Garra simply states
"I'm off to confirm my existence"
Supraman
2004-08-21, 04:08
Def. Shikamaru's ,"How Troublesome" He's awesome.
Makhazol
2004-08-21, 04:55
So many good lines... but if I have to pick only one, I've gotta go with:
DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!!!
rainrukawa
2004-08-21, 05:05
Ah, come now, all you girls, come in!
(waiting)
Welcome!
It's true that girls came in...
However...
There all MONkEYS!
Ah... I wanted to be with other humans...
It is true that some humans came in...
However...
The're all GUYS!
Sumos: Doshikai!
I want to get into the bath with someone decent...
It's true that some owmen came in...
However...
Now I wish they were younger and tighter...
Why has it come to this...
(bath full of Old women, sumos, and monkeys)
There's no young and tight ones; just old hags tightly packed!
Damn it, I can't take this...
*Girls open door and they see Jiraiya floating*
So they finally came, after my patience.
*Jiraiya sinks"*
That was truly funny ^^ Unfortunately.. lots of people already listed the good ones.. all three of my quotes are said by Naruto.. some may be repeated... gomen
Don't look down on me! I will not run away!~ Naruto
Hokage wa... Hokage wa ore wa no yume dakara! ~ Naruto
Sore ga ore wa Nindo da! (This is my way of the ninja)~ Naruto
kaizoku_65
2004-08-21, 05:24
My fav. is after Sasuke wins the first third exam fight and naruto says, "Sasuke, you won in such an idiotic way! You are all worn out! Idiot!!" It sounds so cool in jap.
evil_edea
2004-08-21, 05:41
My fav line is right after Sasuke's entrance to his final match w/ Gaara. He says his name all I'm-so-cool, but then HE SAYS IT TWICE! I know it's cuz there's a commercial break, but Sasuke sounds oh-so-stupid, you just gotta love it.
CaSe-
2004-08-21, 05:58
I am a shinobi who will become Hogake! I cant be turned into snake shit in a place like this!
Psi
2004-08-21, 09:52
"Gama-chan looks much cuter when he is full of money"
"I don't get it....."
"You're going to train Sasuke aren't you" **pouts**
"closet-pervert"
"Yaaaawwwnnnn" (while wearing his nightcap)
Awww..... The cuteness that is Naruto :D
Oh, and I alsmost forgot my absolute favorite!!!
Naruto (after the first time seeing Lee and Gai together: "That's kind of.... cool"
Sakura: Dangerous! Way too dangerous!!
I laughed so hard after she said that.....
AngelKyo
2004-08-21, 15:53
Gai-"Lee!"
Lee-"Gai Sensei!"
Naruto-"eh?"
hehe, man...i gotta go
HolyAvenger
2004-08-21, 16:40
Naruto: Until I become a Hokage, I REFUSE to die.
It's such a strong line... you can substitute anything else with the first part and it will work just well.
lotus_lee
2004-08-21, 16:56
I also like the way Ton-Ton grunts. It's so cute.
SanttuH
2004-08-21, 16:59
Tsunade: I'll never die in a battle... *sweeps blood on her hand to summon Katsuyu* EVER!
Kamui4356
2004-08-21, 17:17
I have to add another one, that's probably been mentioned, but still:
Just after Naruto did 1000 years of pain on Gaara and was knocked backwards. Everyone watching the fight was like "what a dumbass" Then Naruto, sailing through the air, just said "boom" as the explosive note on the kunai went off. That one word has got to be my current favorite line in Naruto.
Voltage
2004-08-21, 20:20
Naruto: That chick is Tsunade?
:Is she really fifty?
:What a swindler.
Redeem
2004-08-21, 20:34
Naruto Movie Promo:
Naruto: "If I give up, it's all over!!"
----------------------------------------
Lee: "Time to protect a precius person!"
Sarutobi: "The shinobi of Konoha all fight to protect their village ... Their real strength doesn't come throught mastering Ninjutsu ... For the shinobi, protecting those who are precius to us is the key to true power"
UPN_Loki
2004-08-21, 21:05
Heh.
After Jiraiya made his big "true identity" introduction to Naruto and looked like a big idiot. Then after Naruto finished walking past him, the crow flies by and says:
"Ahou! Ahou! Ahoooouu!"
Which should have been translated as "Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbassssssss!!"
lol
socomberetta
2004-08-21, 21:10
Naruto's fight with Kabuto
Naruto: This is the end for you!!!
Kabuto: !!?!?!?!?!
Naruto: Kamehameha!!!!
Shay
2004-08-21, 21:50
Kabuto says lots of shit about how Naruto should run away.
He's all like, run Naruto run, I won't blame you for running. :uhoh:
Then when Naruto grabs Kabuto's hand and crushes It he says like the true fucking hard bastard that he Is!......................NOW YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY....HA!!
NARUTO FUCKING OWNS!
Voltage
2004-08-21, 21:52
I was wondering why they didn't translate what the crow said. Hehe yeah that was pretty funny, "dumbass, dumbass, dumbasssssss!!"
ninja massacre
2004-08-21, 22:33
hehehe what a cool thread! :D
in the genin-exam thing when naruto wants to fight kakashi:
Kakashi: arent you a little wierd, compared to the others?
Naruto: what's wierd is your hairstyle!
hahahaha best comment ever
I also liked the "boom" thing in the gaara fight and everything that shikamaru says is just sweet like after the preliminaries and before the main matches he says: Asuma here bitches at me everyday that I should train...mendokse...
hehe
unforgettable: hey...the no-brow there. put this in your bingo book, the man who will become hokage one day, Uzumaki Naruto!!
Voltage
2004-08-22, 00:19
(In the aftermath of fighting with the sound-nins in the Forest of Death, Naruto wakes up and sees Rock Lee)
Naruto: Look!!! It's Giichi Mayu(thick brows)!!!!!
Sakura: How dare you be rude to Lee-san!!! (Punches Naruto into a spiral)
michiru
2004-08-23, 10:49
Gaara:Even if we get it is bad, nobody can win loneliness.
(after fight Kimimaro)
Hmmmm deep.......
Holy Knight
2004-08-23, 12:35
"I may make you redo your training in the Academy, depending on your performance." - Sarutobi
stylez
2004-08-23, 20:13
The very best is when Naruto speaks to Zabuza at the brigde.
-" When a person become as strong as u, do they start think like you to?"
stylez
2004-08-23, 20:27
I also love the fight between Kakashi and Iruka right after that all the jouinins cleared theyr genins to the chuunin exam.
Iruka : what are u thinking! Its to early!
Kakashi : They always complain under their missions, so putting them in a dangerous situasjon would be interesting. Also ruining them would be fun...
irauka : WHAT?!?!?
Kakashi: That was a joke
Its the damn friggins stone face that Kakashi puts on that make me laugh my ass off!=P
Im_Jiraiya
2004-08-24, 03:14
My favorite line is when Jiraiya is supervising Narutos training when Naruto molds chakra for the water walk:
Jiraiya: You!! (with serious look on face)
Naruto: Huh? (also looking serious)
Jiraiya: Your quite sexxy when you get naked.
Oh my god its hilarious!
OniLink742
2004-08-24, 13:44
Another favorite line of mine is from episode..20 I think. When the sand genins come to Konoha for the Chuunin exams.
"Kankurou...Stop it."- Gaara
It's just that commanding voice, I mean it is awesome!
AngelKyo
2004-08-24, 15:08
Gai-Sensei:"Lee..."
Lee:"S-Sensei!"
*Gai smiles, then Lee smiles* hehe hilarious
LunaNeko
2004-08-24, 16:23
TOO MANY to list!!!!
Inner Sakura ( after Kakashi "fell" for Naruto's trap in the classroom's door) : "OOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
Naruto ignoring the 3rd, when he is trying to explain what A, B, C, D missions are:
"Yesterday I ate barbeque pork Ramen and Today I am going to eat Miso Ramen."
Kakashi: "My first impression of you....I hate you"
Naruto, teeth chattering, face blue, after he cuts his hand asks Kakashi who is admiring his Nine-Tail healing ability: "Sensei...you look serious, Am I going to die?"
Little scene between Jiraya and Naruto, where they stopped for a few minutes by some temple. Naruto playing with bells "Bong, bong..." Then next minute we see Naruto and 3 kaze bushin clones sitting on his shoulders and also playing with temple's bells. So cute!!!!!!!!
Kakashi saving Sakura when shit hit the fan during last chuunin exam. Looking down between his legs at Sakura's horrified face : "Can you stay like that for a moment, Sakura?"
Lee....Gai-sensei...Lee...Gai-Sensei.... - hilarious.
I have no patience to wait for next episodes, so I am rewatching all old ones, I am sure I will come up with more stuff!!!
Shadow-Skill
2004-08-24, 22:48
Naruto to Haku: Yurusanei.... Bu Koroshite aru!!!!!!
it means, Unforgivable, I'm gonna F*n kill you!!!!
Sasuke to Naruto: Earlier, you asked Sakura for tips, what did she say?
Naruto: Oshiene yo! (I aint tellin')
Kakashi to Tazuna: to abandon one's duty isn't corageous. Below the corageous, there's nothing. (I think that's right)
Zabuza to Kakashi after he's caught by dogs, and staring at chidori, Kakashi says: your ambition is too big, you've sacrificed too many ppl.
Zabuza: Shiru ka? (Like I give a damn)
Neji: anything condescending and arrogant he says either to Lee, Hinata or Naruto. It just rolls off of him, the arrogant little prick.
Kankuro to Naruto: I like you, you're funny
Naruto: I don't like you, you're not funny
Kankuro to himself: I'm gonna kill you
Sakura after she stood in front of sasuke to protect him from gaara, and she got trapped. When she stayed silent for the next 6 or so episodes, those were her best lines!!!!
What Hinata said to Naruto before he went to face Neji. She finally told him how she felt about him... well sorta
Hatake_Kakashi
2004-08-25, 01:51
I like the line Kakashi says to Zabuza after Zabuza rants and raves about Haku...
Kakashi to Zabuza:There's nothing as boring as a man's braggin....Let's get this started!!!
Samuels
2004-08-25, 02:56
my favorite is in ep. 92 when a girl says to jiraya "Come back" after he went out drinkin with girls and he says "ill come, ill come" i laughed my ass of.. its not funny in english though.. bet its worth checkin out :D
Satoru
2004-08-25, 03:39
When Kakashi is late again:
Naruto (poiting at Kakashi): You're a failure as a ninja.
Naruto to Kiba: If you're gonna compete with me for the Hokage name, I'm gonna whip you like a dog.
Naruto (smiling): Yeah you're so slow you can't even dodge a blackboard-eraser. We'll kill you.
Kakashi: In the real world, those with no talent often bark the loudest. Well, ignore Mr. Dead Last and start when I say.
wendal
2004-08-25, 03:49
HeHeHeHe
i like the phrase "HoW TroubleSome..." said it in some cool words - Shikamaru
AnD
" Kotee byeoww" - Naruto iunno how to spell it :confused: LoL
AnD
" 10 years ago, i just knew how to run away" - kakashi (in the movie)[Trailer]
jbruns
2004-08-25, 11:48
HeHeHeHe
" Kotee byeoww" - Naruto iunno how to spell it :confused: LoL
You mean... "datte bayyo"?
Anbu_33
2004-08-25, 11:54
from the second episode i think , when naruto trains konohamaru
naruto - great ninjas call it chatora
something like that , very fuuny .
_GrayFox_
2004-08-25, 13:48
My favorite"Oroka na otouto yo. Kono ore o korosutame... urande, nikui, soshite minikuku ikinokorunda...nigete…nigete. sei ni shigamitsukunda"
"Foolish little brother...If you want to kill me.Curse me. Hate me. And survive in an unsightly manner.Run.Run haning onto your life"
missing_nin
2004-08-25, 16:40
one of my favourites is when zabuza got "killed'' by haku, naruto is like wtf!
and kakashi says to naruto: ''in this world there exist kids younger than you, yet stronger than me''
and then there is
kimimaro to naruto: ''now how should i cook this one''
Tezuka_Zone
2004-08-26, 06:19
I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but I refuse to read all of these posts.
Having said that the best line(s) have come from Konohamaru on two instances when he was trying to hide from Naruto. First when he was trying to camoflauge himself with the fence and then with the rectangular rock with the eye holes. Everytime He was discovered by Naruto he would say, "I would expect that from the man I admire." As if he wasn't totally obvious with his. I just thought those were the some of the funniest Naruto moments.
FlareKnight
2004-08-26, 12:44
There are so many cool quotes it's hard to choose.
"How Troublesome..."Shikamaru. He says it in such a cool way you have to love it.
"I don't want to lose to this guy even if I have to die!" Naruto. It's really a climatic time right before the episode is over.
"Kaksooo" (translation: Damn it!) Naruto. I don't know it just sounds good.
AngelKyo
2004-08-26, 13:00
Gai-Sensei:Lee...
Lee:S-Sensei!...
Gai-Sensei:LEE!
*they cry and hug, wipe their tears and give a bright smile looking into the sunset*
cheese4u
2006-07-05, 17:49
Sorry if someone already posted this, I don't feel like going through literally a hundred pages just to find one thread. What is your favorite line from Naruto?
Here are a few of my favorites:
If you lay one hand on my sensei...I'll kill you!!---Naruto
....this punch will be heavier than life.---Choji
You me die together...ha ha ha....you can try........ if you think you can do it ---Orochimaru
Catgirls
2006-07-05, 18:16
Sorry if someone already posted this, I don't feel like going through literally a hundred pages just to find one thread.Next time, try using the search feature. It's easy:
+ At the top if every forum, you'll see "Search this Forum". Click the link, when the box drops down, click on "Advanced Search".
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+ Type a "keyword" in the box (in this case, use "favorite") and make sure "Search Titles Only" is the option showing.
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+ Click on the "Search" button at the bottom. A list of result will show up and looky there:
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...a thread exactly like yours already exists. That took me about 15 seconds to find using my Search Fu Version 2.0. Hope that helps. Cheers.
Remittance Man
2006-07-05, 19:29
Kakashi:
Underneath this mask...
...is another mask!
vega98767
2006-07-05, 19:46
Lee: Konohas beautiful green beast, ROCK LEE!!
Sasuke_Bateman
2007-03-26, 19:18
This thread will hopefully do well, Favorite Quote From Naruto, which ever quote you find funny or interesting it doesn't matter.
Mines are
Sasuke:No matter the genius, all fall to mediocrity before the Uchiha.
Kakashi : Usually what`s under a mask is another mask!
Kakashi: How should I put this? My first impression of you three is...I hate you all.
Itachi: Power causes you to become isolated and arrogant.
In the beginning, you only aim for what you dream of.
It's just that we're unique siblings..I'm the barrier you must overcome, so you and i can continue to exist together. -even if you hate me...that's what being a big brother is.
Sasuke : Orochimaru, against my eyes, none of your jutsu... actually, you know the rest.
Gaara of the Desert: Shut up... or I'll kill you.
Sasuke : Though the snake dreams of soaring through the sky,
he is forever doomed to crawl on his belly.
You stalked the nest, trying to single out the runt of the litter ...
but in the end, your intended prey came after you.
You'll have your chance to fly, snake...
In the talons of a hawk.
And the Best Of All
Itachi:"......."
SpiRo
2007-03-26, 19:27
Sasuke : Though the snake dreams of soaring through the sky,
he is forever doomed to crawl on his belly.
You stalked the nest, trying to single out the runt of the litter ...
but in the end, your intended prey came after you.
You'll have your chance to fly, snake...
In the talons of a hawk.
That is the best .. And
Sasuke: And you expect me .. to know that person !
But.. thats all so melodramatic sentences ^^ put some funny ..
Shikamaru : That sound troublesome:eyebrow:
Cant remember atm .. will post again ^^
xcad
2007-03-26, 21:04
sakura: INO-PIG
ino: FOREHEAD GIRL
is that even considered quotes..
kakashi: did you say something?
SpiRo
2007-03-26, 22:05
Best quotes have Gai, Lee and Kakashi.
Gai: Ok lets lets make it in half a day springtime of youthhhh ..
Lee: U will surely succeede becouse u were in nice guy pose ..
Kakashi: Oh well .. sorry im late on the way here etc, etc ..
DestinyFate
2007-03-26, 22:09
Kakashi: I got lost in my way of life :heh:
SpiRo
2007-03-27, 01:04
Naruto say something stupid and ..
Crow : *flying* ".. BAKA .. BAKA .. "
tkdtiger
2007-03-27, 01:34
"Nobody can defeat Neji... but still, Naruto. You were amazing to push him this far."
-Ten Ten
"The weaker you are the louder you bark."
-Ten Ten
"There's no meaning to a flower unless it blooms."
-Ino
"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."
-Obito
"I fight for my sake only and live to love no one but myself."
-Gaara
"If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me."
-Itachi
"I understand now. Even if I must take the devil's fruit, I must gain power. I am an avenger."
-Sasuke
"I won't run away anymore... I won't go back on my word... that is my ninja way!"
-Naruto
"Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi"
-Gai
"To have a precious someone to protect will you become truly strong."
-Haku
"Was I able to change myself a little...?"
-Hinata
"Remember it well! The Hyuuga are the strongest in Konoha!"
-Hiashi
Sasuke_Bateman
2007-03-27, 03:18
"Remember it well! The Hyuuga are the strongest in Konoha!"
-Hiashi
:heh: that was probably after the Uchiha :uhoh: ummm massacre
amOKchen
2007-03-27, 03:36
Orochimaru: "I have analyzed your defensive capabilities as being unable to withstand me. If you defend yourself, you will be punished."
Orochimaru: "I am Orochimaru. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
Orochimaru: "I am Orochimaru. Lower your weapons and surrender your life. I will add your knowledge and biological distinctiveness to my own. Your body will adapt to service me. Resistance is futile."
Orochimaru: "I am Orochimaru of the sound. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. You will lower all your weapons and escort me to the hidden sound village. If you attempt to intervene, I will destroy you."
Orochimaru: "I am Orochimaru of the sound. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service me."
Fukitsu Naruto
2007-03-27, 08:36
-(During the fight with Mizuki)
Naruto: "If you lay a hand on my sensei I will beat the living shit out of you!"
-(Sasuke "dies" in the battle with Haku)
Naruto: "You'll pay for this...*Kyuubi's chakra surfaces*...I WILL TEAR YOU APART!"
-(Naruto VS. Neji, after Neji reveals his story to Naruto)
Naruto to Neji: "So what? Yeah I know exactly what it means to be bound by an inescapeable reality. Let me tell you something you're not the only one that is suffering in the world."
Neji: "Why do you try so hard?"
Naruto: "Because you called me a failure!"
-(Naruto enters Tailed-Mode-3)
Naruto: "He's not yours! IN MY PRESENCE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY SASUKE'S NAME!"
And my all time favorite for Naruto: "Dattebayo!!!!"
-(Anytime)
Deidara: "Art is a BANG!"
Zetsu: "Tobi is a good boy (hilarious)."
Shikamaru: "Kagemane no Jutsu, succesful."
Kyuubi no Youma: "I suppose I cannot kill you now can I? If you die I die. I am very impressed you had the courage to make it this far and as a gift I will loan you my power!"
Lady Rave
2007-03-27, 08:47
Haku: " Do you have an important person? I want to protect my important person... to help his dreams come true. That is my dream..."
Zabuza: "If i could.. I'd like to .. Go to the same place .. As you..."
Sasori: "Woman like to do pointless things don't they .. kuku"
Yondaime: "Before we seperate .. I'll say it again. The most important thing to a shinobi is teamwork!"
Hidan: "Finally i get to taste the pain ... The pain that will kill you"
Naruto: "Why..Sasuke.. What made you like this ?!?!"
Sasuke: " Let me make this clear to you ... My childish games with leaf are over, go home"
tkdtiger
2007-03-27, 10:17
:heh: that was probably after the Uchiha :uhoh: ummm massacre
Well they both seem to claim they are the stronger...makes you wonder if Kish. did this on purpose to make people argue who is better :eyebrow:
Ryukage
2007-03-27, 12:38
Sasuke: "So he's my replacement huh..? One more pansy for the group I'm sure."
Classic :)
tkdtiger
2007-03-27, 17:19
"No, you are wrong... It is not me fighting against my own fate, it is you."
-Hinata
"No! You're wrong! There is some one...the strongest person I ever fought...After all, he saved me..." -Neji (talking about Naruto savining Sasuke)
tkdtiger
2007-03-27, 22:53
Beautiful Movement Sakura-san
-Rock Lee
“I always felt your sense of inferiority…”
-Neji
“Hyuuga doesn’t need her…A loser below in ability than this five year younger Hanabi.”
-Hiashi
“It’s an eye ability similar to Sharingan, but it surpasses the Sharingan in terms of insight!” –Kakashi
“I have seen through many things with this byakugan…”
-Neji
“You can’t fool my eyes”
-Neji
“The Leafs strongest taijutsu style…”
-Rock Lee
“They are members of the Leafs oldest and greatest bloodline…The House of the Hyuuga Clan!”
-Kakashi
xcad
2007-03-28, 05:24
shizune: eeee! tsunade-sama is studying!
DriftingShinobi
2007-03-28, 09:41
'Perhaps you can fight him equally but i cannot, he's too strong' - Kisame
tkdtiger
2007-03-28, 16:55
Sakura-chan...Don't stop us.
-Naruto
Promise me don't tell Naruto about this seal...I don't want him worrying about it...
Susuke
Don't worry Sasuke won't give in to someone like that.
-Naruto
There you go again creating another self-imposed rule.
-Kakashi
Thank you...
-Sasuke as he's knocking Sakura out
Uchih@
2007-03-28, 17:01
" Asuma san, kurenai san, don't get involved in my work..... i have no intention of killing you" by Itachi.
" You are weak..... why are you weak?... because you lack...... hatred" By Itachi
"You are not even worth killing" By Itachi.
"Your eyes......... that chakra..... its even more sinister than my own...... boy your eyes are just like........... Uchiha Madara" By Demon Fox.
" I spared your life merely just on a whime of mine" By Sasuke.
SpiRo
2007-03-29, 13:28
I dont know if this was already said but ..
Bridge builder : "They r all bunch of super brats"
Bridge builder : "Especially"
Bridge builder : "The shortest one with the super stupid-looking face. Are u really a ninja? Eh ?!?"
Naruto : "Hahaha !! Who`s the shortest one with stupid the face?"
Naruto : *looks around him* * -.-' ! * " I`LL KILL U ! "
tkdtiger
2007-03-30, 21:21
"Would you back off?"
-Sasuke
tkdtiger
2007-04-18, 15:17
"Ok, that guy, look at his movements and copy them!, Sharingan!"
-Sasuke
ri0
2007-04-18, 16:05
"Byakugan! Ok, that guy, look at his movements and copy them!"
-Neji
Actually that is a Sasuke quote and he said Sharingan... Neji saw directly through the others.
MobiuS
2007-04-18, 16:11
"Sasuke you are weak"
- Itachi
tkdtiger
2007-04-18, 16:24
Actually that is a Sasuke quote and he said Sharingan... Neji saw directly through the others.
Really...it shows Sasuke activating and saying Sharingan on the next chapter though? It said this quote when Neji activated Byakugan? It might have been a mistranslation or I missed interpreted it though...
ri0
2007-04-18, 16:27
I understood it that way... You see all the guys doing a specialty to get info. Neji activates Byakugan and the guy in front of him "disappears" because Neji looks through him. Then you see the back of another guy and the quote from you. On the next page you see Sasuke activating sharingan. It would make more sense because of the guys seen in the panel and the copyability of Sharingan.
tkdtiger
2007-04-18, 16:29
I understood it that way... You see all the guys doing a specialty to get info. Neji activates Byakugan and the guy in front of him "disappears" because Neji looks through him. Then you see the back of another guy and the quote from you. On the next page you see Sasuke activating sharingan. It would make more sense because of the guys seen in the panel and the copyability of Sharingan.
I guess that would make more sense...it's still a little confusing how it was written that way though...
ri0
2007-04-18, 16:35
I guess that would make more sense...it's still a little confusing how it was written that way though...
Yeah that's right... with Sasuke activating on the next page. But I'm interested why you chose this quote. Neji is my favorite character but I think that he has better quotes than "Ok, that guy, look at his movements and copy them". Why did you choose this one?
tkdtiger
2007-04-18, 16:40
Yeah that's right... with Sasuke activating on the next page. But I'm interested why you chose this quote. Neji is my favorite character but I think that he has better quotes than "Ok, that guy, look at his movements and copy them". Why did you choose this one?
I though it was intersting how it shows Sasuke and Neji kind of side by side using their eye abilities...i just misinterpreted who said what...I still like the qote, because it still represents what I thought the image was portraying..a connection between the two BL
Ryuuzaki
2007-04-18, 23:54
"I don't really care if I become a chuunin or not." Shikamaru...only one outta all those who tried their best to become a chuunin in the end. xD
"Foolish youngster, you'll have to train for a 100 years before you can face me."
"Is that so?"
- Jiraiya and Naruto, ep 53 I think...
"Cha cha cha! Ebidesu..."
Japanese version of Jiraiya laughing and saying he's a super pervert, I found it funny how it sounded.
"Baka baka baka!"
- Jiraiya cutting the watermellon like crazy.
"Kursha!"
Japanese common word for Naruto, subbed as "Damn it!"
"Let's sweat our training, Naruto!"
That filler ep, with Lee and his dojo, forgot the exact quote...that's not how it went...
tkdtiger
2007-04-19, 18:09
"It's been a long time since I fought a Uchiha...There's no need to be overwhelmed. There are many tactics for fighting this eye jutsu...If it's one on one surely flee. If it's two on one take the rear."
-Chiyo (sp?)
Goshin
2007-04-19, 21:05
"It's been a long time since I fought a Uchiha...There's no need to be overwhelmed. There are many tactics for fighting this eye jutsu...If it's one on one surely flee. If it's two on one take the rear."
-Chiyo (sp?)
i liked this one, it sounds like an old martial art songs.
tkdtiger
2007-04-19, 22:18
i liked this one, it sounds like an old martial art songs.
After reading it it does kind of sound like an old song :heh:
Youkofox
2007-05-23, 14:23
I actually have a few favorites:
'Mendokuse' or 'Troublesome' courtesy of our favorite lazy-ass, Shikamaru and of course, from Neji;
'Naruto, you have better eyes than me.'<--I love it!!!!
Aand I happen to love the whole flashback Gaara schpiel in Shippuuden.
Anysia824
2007-06-07, 19:31
CHAA!!! -Sakura
Sadden
2007-06-07, 23:20
"Dattebayo" - Naruto
naruto89
2007-06-12, 15:57
^^^^ y put that post in here and three other threads "icecolduchiha"
anyways here's my favourite
dediera - " A pathetic loser mistaking the gift's of his heredity, FOR HIS OWN POWER"
dediera speaking the truth ha ha joke
^_Usagi_^
2007-06-17, 06:06
From epi 195
Naruto getting a check up from Tsunade: "hey granny whats wrong with me???:upset:"
Tsunade: "Nothin, you're just plain stupid, now get out of here"
MadaraUchiha
2007-07-03, 11:06
Tsunade
"Get Naked"-said to me(Obviously) a couple of hours ago.
Naruto
"HUH?"- in almost every episode
Kakashi
"Tee Hee....Ohhhhh."- reading Jiraya's novels(with hand over his mouth)
Sasuke
"Whip out the knee-pads"... "NOW!!!"- to orochimaru
Flaming Rasengan
2007-07-03, 22:39
"I will win. This is destiny"-Neji
Kowai
2007-07-04, 03:33
"ART IS A BANG!!" -Deidara
"From a name like futon: rasen shuriken i thought you would throw it... so why do you have to run and hit him with it?" - Chouji
"EVen though a snake dreams of flying, it is for ever damned to crawl on its stomach... you wil lget your chance to fly snake, in the talons of a hawk" - sasuke (90% sure this was a mistranslation but i think it is wicked nonetheless so badass T_T)
"When the onba is angry no one can stop it... but i beat him in sumo" - jiraiya
ZGoten
2007-07-08, 18:54
Here´s my absolute favourite qote from naruto:
To Sai, about Orochimaru:
"If my arms get ripped off, I´ll just kick him to death.
If my legs get ripped off, I´ll just bite him to death.
If my head gets ripped off, I´ll just stare him to death.
And if my eyes get ripped off, I´ll just curse him to death.
Even if I´m torn to pieces.........I´m going to take Sasuke back from Orochimaru no matter what!"
When I was reading that part, I was really trying hard not to start crying^^....but i cried although^^
Vizard.King
2007-07-13, 10:23
tsunade baa-chan
UchihaTaijiya
2007-07-17, 23:46
I have a bunch. X'D
Kakashi:
"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously."
"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced."
"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life."
Hinata: "Was I able to change myself a little...?"
Kankuro: "You're an interesting guy, I like you."
Naruto: "You're not interesting, I don't like you."
Kankuro: *thinking* This brat...I'm going to kill him.
Sakura: "On that day, you taught me that solitude is painful! I understand that so well right now. I have family, and I have friends but if you're gone... To me... It will be the same as being alone."
Orochimaru: "There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you."
Gaara: "A soul needs a purpose to live... and so I concluded that my purpose was to kill everyone besides myself. I felt alive..."
Tenten: "What I'm saying is, in the end, everyone is alone, right?"
Gai: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi"
Kakashi: "Did you say something"
Gai: "Oh my god!!! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."
Sasuke: "That guard... failed!"
Naruto: (Still hanging upside down) Alright, I get it!
Kakashi: No, I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?
Sasuke: (After Kakashi used his 1000 years of pain jutsu on Naruto) Those two are just total idiots.
Kakashi: Well, if we fail, we'll only lose our lives.
Sakura: How can you say that?!
Haku (about Sasuke): He found...he found the strength that he didn't realize he had. Why? Because of a certain person who was precious to him. To save that person, he rushed in, knowing it was a trap. He was a true ninja, worthy of honor. (To Naruto) Is this the first time that you've seen a friend die in battle? This is part of what it means to be a ninja.
Sasuke: Why... Why do you go so far just for me...?
Naruto: Because to me... you represent bonds I've waited for so long to make... That's why I'm going to stop you from going!
Kakashi: Back then, they'd react to every little thing.. they were cute back then...
Sakura: You... You can tell me about Orochimaru?
Sasori: Bah! Let's get this over with!
*fighting ensues, Sakura gets surrounded by posion and uses an explosive tag to escape, while this is going on, she thinks to herself*
Sakura *thinking*: I promised Naruto.. next time, we'll do it together. I said... I swore that this time... It would be I who looked after them both! *images of Naruto and Sasuke* I'm not... dying here!
Sakura *to Sasori*: You...You are mine! Even if my limbs are blown off and I'm numb with posion, I'll have you! No matter how you resist! No matter what you try! I'm leaving you half-dead, but alive enough to spill what you know of Orochimaru! Got That!
Hinata: Na..Naruto-kun..!? *thinking* I heard that he came back to the village, but... What to do... My feelings... Since we didn't meet for three years... How should I speak to him... Um..
Naruto: Hey Hinata, why are you hiding?
*Hinata passes out*
Naruto: Oh! Why did you fall down, Hinata! Hey!
Sai: "It is true, my top-secret mission was indeed the assassination of Sasuke...But those orders don't matter anymore...Now I want to think and act for myself... Because of Naruto-kun, I feel like I might be able to remember something... remember how I used to feel. Something which, I can't help feeling, was very important to me...
Sasuke: ...Come to think of it, isn't becoming Hokage one of your dreams? If you have the time to chase me around, you would have been better off training...and that's why this time..you're going to end up losing your life, all at a whim of mine.
Naruto: Like there's any chance someone who can't save a friend, could become Hokage, don't you think, Sasuke?
Sasuke: Hmph...
Naruto *thinking*: I failed... again.. I'm powerless... *begins to sob*
Sakura: Crying... Can't bring him back to us! *starts crying* I'm still with you... We'll get stronger, together!
Sai: You've still got about 6 months... And since three's better than two, and I'm pretty strong as it is...
Naruto *laughs slightly*...Thanks..."
Sasuke: Hey... Naruto... Sakura... You have to save her no matter what... Once you've got her... Carry her, and run... as far... and as fast... that you can...
Naruto: Sasuke...
Sasuke: If its just for a while, I'll be able to hold him in place...
Naruto: You...
Sasuke: Never again... I already lost everything once before... I don't ever want to watch those dear to me die before my eyes again...
Naruto *thinking*: ...those dear to me...
Naruto: I get it...
Naruto *flashback of Kakashi*: I don't let my comrades die..
Naruto: Yeah... that's right...because he was like me... because he lived feeling the same kind of loneliness and saddness I did... I thought he was strong 'cause he survived that solitude, fighting only for himself...
Sasuke: Naruto...
Naruto: But I was wrong... his strength isn't real... Strength doesn't come
_Sin_
2004-05-01, 10:59
Does Naruto ever get with Hinata? or do they even talk about it? does she tell him, etc. Or does something weird happen and for some odd ball reason Sakura starts liking Naruto for once? Just wondering if they're even gonna get into the subject.
As of chapter 213
No, they don't. They are busy fighting the bad guys. I really hope they resolve this issue after the current arc.
btw: In the Zabuza arc Sakura blushes because she realized what a cool guy Naruto is (the scene where Naruto gets his forehead protector back and says he has a plan) That could be a prediction, although the odds are higher for the Naruto & Hinata pairing IMO
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-01, 11:01
As of chapter 213
No, they don't. They are busy fighting the bad guys. I really hope they resolve this issue after the current arc.
btw: In the Zabuza arc Sakura blushes because she realized what a cool guy Naruto is (the scene where Naruto gets his forehead protector back and says he has a plan) That could be a prediction, although the odds are higher for the Naruto & Hinata pairing IMO
Dang! really?? so.. can you give an estimate of what anime-episode chapter 213 is around?
Kouji
2004-05-01, 11:03
btw: In the Zabuza arc Sakura blushes because she realized what a cool guy Naruto is (the scene where Naruto gets his forehead protector back and says he has a plan) That could be a prediction, although the odds are higher for the Naruto & Hinata pairing IMO
Well, you've seen it. :heh: Sakura would rather go out with Sasuke, cuz even when Sasuke saved Naruto (through his attempt at tree climbing) she mostly cheered on for Sasuke then Naruto
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-01, 11:06
Well, you've seen it. :heh: Sakura would rather go out with Sasuke, cuz even when Sasuke saved Naruto (through his attempt at tree climbing) she mostly cheered on for Sasuke then Naruto
Aha! but who saved HER rear when she was clawed against a tree by Gaara in the end of season 3? (or episode 79/80). =p that's gotta earn MAJOR poon points. But we haven't even heard a reaction from Sakura -_-
_Sin_
2004-05-01, 11:07
Dang! really?? so.. can you give an estimate of what anime-episode chapter 213 is around?
Episode 81 covers up to chapter 142 and assuming that every episode covers 2 chapters (disregarding fillers) you will have to wait 35 episodes to get to the point where the manga is (pobably even more because of fillers). 35 episodes and still no romance...
Kouji
2004-05-01, 11:10
Oh yeah, it was Naruto. And in the manga Sakura thought that Sasuke saved her but truthfully it was Naruto that was sticking up for her during the Racoon Dog arc (season 3). And also at least Sakura should be greatful that Naruto covering up for her.
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-01, 11:13
Oh yeah, it was Naruto. And in the manga Sakura thought that Sasuke saved her but truthfully it was Naruto that was sticking up for her during the Racoon Dog arc (season 3). And also at least Sakura should be greatful that Naruto covering up for her.
Ack!? you're kidding. Sasuke? for crying out loud, he was more or less like -
:twitch: what kinda battle they havin'? ... yo?...
and Naruto is like -
:frustrated: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe that stupid Sakura.
sarcasteak
2004-05-01, 11:17
Does Naruto ever get with Hinata? or do they even talk about it? does she tell him, etc. Or does something weird happen and for some odd ball reason Sakura starts liking Naruto for once? Just wondering if they're even gonna get into the subject.
The boys are too busy right now in the manga, but as for Sakura and Naruto...
In the upcoming episodes, Team 7 will be on a roof top where Kakashi "attempts" teaching Naruto Chidori while Sakura and Sasuke watch from a distance. Sakura will thank Sasuke for saving her from Gaara, to which Sasuke denies any credit and admits that Naruto was the one who did it. She told Sasuke to stop being so humble, that even though Naruto was strong, Gaara was [a monster, implying that only a genius like Sasuke could've won]. With both reluctance and admiration, Sasuke tells her that Naruto displayed power they've never seen before in order to save her. Sakura then senses that Sasuke is serious and looks on Naruto (who at the time has a silly expression while saying "Chidori, come out"~) with a slight blush.
Much much later on...
Sakura attempts to stop Sasuke from leaving the village. Sasuke initially shrugs her off, but after emotional pleas from Sakura, in his kindest and most compassionate fashion, Sasuke thanks her for caring and puts her to sleep via a quick chop to the back of her neck.
Once the retreival team assembled and prepared to depart the next day, Sakura comes crying to Naruto at the last moment, begging for him to bring Sasuke back. Naruto brightly smiles and does the "nice-guy sign" (ya know, the one Gai and Lee always do to make a promise) promising her that he'll return Sasuke. Sakura weeps even more while flashing back to the scene in the beginning of the story where she told the "fake" Sasuke that she thought Naruto didn't know her at all and was troublesome...and corrects that by commenting to herself that Naruto indeed understood her and always tried to cheer her up.
SO YAH, Sakura-chan still has a chance before the evil-eyed Hinata nabs Naruto away! See the light, Sakura...see the light before it's too late!!!
_Sin_
2004-05-01, 11:18
Ack!? you're kidding. Sasuke? for crying out loud, he was more or less like -
:twitch: what kinda battle they havin'? ... yo?...
and Naruto is like -
:frustrated: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe that stupid Sakura.
Don't sweat, Sasuke won't take the praise anyway. He will tell Sakura that Naruto saved her.
I get the impression that we don't need to use the spoiler tags, because one can see from the title that manga spoilers are high likely, no?
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-01, 11:20
The boys are too busy right now in the manga, but as for Sakura and Naruto...
In the upcoming episodes, Team 7 will be on a roof top where Kakashi "attempts" teaching Naruto Chidori while Sakura and Sasuke watch from a distance. Sakura will thank Sasuke for saving her from Gaara, to which Sasuke denies any credit and admits that Naruto was the one who did it. She told Sasuke to stop being so humble, that even though Naruto was strong, Gaara was [a monster, implying that only a genius like Sasuke could've won]. With both reluctance and admiration, Sasuke tells her that Naruto displayed power they've never seen before in order to save her. Sakura then senses that Sasuke is serious and looks on Naruto (who at the time has a silly expression while saying "Chidoir, come out"~) with a slight blush.
Much much later on...
Sakura attempts to stop Sasuke from leaving the village. Sasuke initially shrugged her off, but after emotional pleas from Sakura, in his kindest and most compassionate fashion, Sasuke thanks her for caring and puts her to sleep via a quick chop to the back of her neck.
Once the retreival team assembled and prepared to depart, Sakura comes crying to Naruto at the last moment, begging for him to bring Sasuke back. Naruto brightly smiles and does the "nice-guy sign" (ya know, the one Gai and Lee always do to make a promise), promising her that he'll return Sasuke. Sakura weeps even more while flashing back to the scene in the beginning of the story where she told the "fake" Sasuke that she thought Naruto didn't know her at all and was troublesome...and corrects that by commenting to herself that Naruto indeed understood her and always tried to cheer her up.
SO YAH, Sakura-chan still has a chance before the evil-eyed Hinata nabs Naruto away! See the light, Sakura...see the light before it's too late!!!
WOW! I couldn't resist the magical buttons of spoilers!!!!!!!! XD that was awesome! I loved those spoilers!, can't wait!!!
_Sin_
2004-05-01, 11:22
WOW! I couldn't resist the magical buttons of spoilers!!!!!!!! XD that was awesome! I loved those spoilers!, can't wait!!!
Ouch! Wasn't that kinda obvious with that thread name?
It got edited by ElvenPath right that instance^^
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-01, 11:24
Ouch! Wasn't that kinda obvious with that thread name?
It got edited by ElvenPath right that instance^^
Oo; I wasn't being sarcastic! I really liked those spoilers
sarcasteak
2004-05-01, 11:24
WOW! I couldn't resist the magical buttons of spoilers!!!!!!!! XD that was awesome! I loved those spoilers!, can't wait!!!
Yup...Sakura has yet to relinquish her grip on Naruto; she must take as much advantage as she can while Hinata has nearly no air-time. It's now or never! And if Sasuke indeed escapes...Naruto and Sakura can go home and cry together and bond even more! XD
Ouch! Wasn't that kinda obvious with that thread name?
It got edited by ElvenPath right that instance^^
Since they were major spoilers, I wrapped them up just in case. But no, I edited it myself.
_Sin_
2004-05-01, 11:25
Oo; I wasn't being sarcastic! I really liked those spoilers
Yeah right, if that wasn't sarcasm then I won't know how you understand sarcasm :)
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-01, 11:26
Yup...Sakura has yet to relinquish her grip on Naruto; she must take as much advantage as she can while Hinata has nearly no air-time. It's now or never! And if Sasuke indeed escapes...Naruto and Sakura can go home and cry together and bond even more! XD
Well I assume he will escape (not sure what's going on) but I guess it's time for him to be trained by Orochimaru, where eventually Naruto and Sasuke will probably face off in a much later episode/chapter. That'd be cool. They should grow up by then. Turn like.. 18 or something by the time they see each other again.
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-01, 11:27
Yeah right, if that wasn't sarcasm then I won't know how you understand sarcasm :)
lol. I have no idea what's going on now, but nvm! lol
sarcasteak
2004-05-01, 11:32
Well I assume he will escape (not sure what's going on) but I guess it's time for him to be trained by Orochimaru, where eventually Naruto and Sasuke will probably face off in a much later episode/chapter. That'd be cool. They should grow up by then. Turn like.. 18 or something by the time they see each other again.
Basically Sasuke, escorted by the Sound Four (the ones who made the barrier vs the 3rd) escaped the Hidden Leaf Village to join Orochimaru while a genin team (because most of the jounins and chuunins are out on missions...lame excuse!) chases after them. Most likely Sasuke will beat Naruto and escape successfully. As for the time-leap...that would make sense because Sasuke is such a crucial (and popular) character to be missing for a long time.
Lazy Shikamaru
2004-05-01, 11:35
Basically Sasuke, escorted by the Sound Four (the ones who made the barrier vs the 3rd) escaped the Hidden Leaf Village to join Orochimaru while a genin team (because most of the jounins and chuunins are out on missions...lame excuse!) chases after them. Most likely Sasuke will beat Naruto and escape successfully. As for the time-leap...that would make sense because Sasuke is such a crucial (and popular) character to be missing for a long time.
It would make sense to do it to be missing, or are you saying it won't happen? Oo; well either way, I hope they just plain, grow up. Although they have not actually grown up physically in appearance, they all seem a lot different now, not as childish. With seeing so much death around them, especially the hokage, you can tell Naruto has let a lot of feelings behind, like how he used to cry a lot. The funeral of the Hokage was a great scene, and you could totally tell how far character development has come.
sarcasteak
2004-05-01, 11:38
well eit
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kakashi.!!!